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Coming Dec 1, 2002 (SFS has another first)

 Looking for speed in your board slides, are your freakin shoes outlasting your board, do you never have wax when you find that perfect ledge, solve those problems and more with some high-tech shit like this: SFS brings you the world's first Teflon impregnated board. From the mind of Kensio Dragonetti (alleged mobster, mad scientist, and womanizing playboy) comes a board that needs NO WAX. I had an opportunity to interview Kensio at his west coast villa on the sea, when questioned about his new Teflon technology, he just bitch slapped me. Apparently Kensio only likes to talk about Women, and fast cars, his exact words were "My products speak for themselves, show me a picture of your sister!".

 This guys on the edge, he chilled when I showed him the pictures of my sister and promised to bring her with me next time. Kensio explained that his new board defies the laws of friction, ( at this point I must have looked like I was going to ask another question because, I received a quick kick to the frank n' beans), "Kensio has taken the bottom maple laminate and impregnated it with a Teflon based dry lubricant, then Kensio coated the bottom surface with a dry film of Teflon. The end result is one even a lilac loving, sausage smuggling, fagoo like you could understand. LOW FRICTION!, FASTER SLIDES, AND LESS WEAR AND TEAR".

 I don't know about you, but when some one starts talking in third person, I freak and its time to move on. I backed out slowly without making any sudden moves, while Kensio was distracted by some girls on the beach oiling each other. When I got out front I wanted to show this guy I'm nobody's bitch so I snuck into his garage and loaded my car up with a couple hundred of these new boards, still not happy I snuck back in and took a piss on the driver side door of his Ferrari. In hindsight this was not a good idea. The Doctors say I'll probably skate again but only long boards.

 Anyway, the product is good, the lightweight blank Kensio used has a double concave for stiffness with sick-shit pop, and whatever he did to the bottom of it works, slides are long and fast, sometimes too fast, it's f%cking  crazy on rails. Just ask for the board with Teflon shit on it. We have them for a great price.

Name withheld by request, Hoag Memorial Hospital

SFS brings you another first, with Dragonetti Wheels NFS Wheel System.
You get a low profile 15 part Urethane skin (that's instead of the basic 2 part Urethane used by their competitors) trapped inside two Machined Billet Aluminum Hubs. The machined hubs maintain perfect bearing alignment, giving high speed, high performance wheels like no other on the market. When the skin wears out you buy low cost replacements, or just change them out for a different look or feel. One hub fits all sizes and durometers. Stop throwing away more than half your wheel, save money and increase performance with the NFS System.

SFS price $60.00  That comes with 8 Machined Billet Hubs, 8 precision washers, 4 machined spacers, 2 sets of four-skins, your choice of 51,54 or 60mm in 98 or 100 durometer. Then just buy skins when you need them for $15.00 for 4. You keep saving money with the NFS system!

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